Happy New Years!

You may be asking yourself why I'm wishing everyone a happy new years one day early. It's for two reasons, really. First, I'm going to a wedding down in Peoria tomorrow, so I won't be around to post (not like you'd be expecting me to post, anyways, after this month long hiatus). But second, it's because I want to give each and every one of you time to practice the subtle art of champagne decapitation. Click the title of this post for instructions. Salute!