You Know You Go To Tulane If...
Someone else wrote this up for a group on Facebook, but I figured I might repost the ones that really hit me. I know quite a few of my readers aren't from Tulane, but they're not all inside jokes...especially the one about 6 degrees of separation.
-You plan your week around drink specials at your favorite bars
-You get through the week knowing on Friday you'll be at happy hour for 5 hours with 200 of your closest friends
-Everyone you know and their mom wears pink polos with the popped collar- and its not a good thing.
-Even though there are almost 6,000 ungrads, you feel like you know everyone because you see everyone who actually goes out
-You've met high school kids at the local bars
-The Boot is a closer walk from your dorm than most of your classes
-Even if you're off campus you go to Bruff for monday red beans and rice and weekend bruff breakfast
-And just when you thought you would never go to Bruff again, Tulane Days began
-You've pulled an all-nighter... for Mardi Gras day
-You know how freshly showered someone is by how faded the X on their hand is on a Friday or Sunday morning
-Your weekend starts Tuesday night
-You've walked out of Snake and Jakes to see the sunrise...
-You know what a parish is
-you know better than to pronouce new orleans with an emphasis on the EA and shun those who do
-You know how to pronounce Tchoupitoulas
-You're pretty sure the UC will never be finished now.
-You are interconnected to everyone in your school through hooking up...
-You tailgate for the football games... but may never make it to the actual game.
-You have learned to love crawfish (or at least attending crawfish boils)
-You have learned that it is perfectly acceptable to spend a Sunday killing a keg at the levee
-Some students drive nicer cars than any of the faculty
-You dont understand why its a green wave...and a pelican.
-You've experienced the JL expereince
-You hit your heads on the bookshelves over the beds in Sharp
-You've hit the booty call button when checking someone in
-Your professor has held class at the bar
-You've brought beer to class - and offered one to the professor
-You dont remember last night but know it was amazing
-You plan your week around drink specials at your favorite bars
-You get through the week knowing on Friday you'll be at happy hour for 5 hours with 200 of your closest friends
-Everyone you know and their mom wears pink polos with the popped collar- and its not a good thing.
-Even though there are almost 6,000 ungrads, you feel like you know everyone because you see everyone who actually goes out
-You've met high school kids at the local bars
-The Boot is a closer walk from your dorm than most of your classes
-Even if you're off campus you go to Bruff for monday red beans and rice and weekend bruff breakfast
-And just when you thought you would never go to Bruff again, Tulane Days began
-You've pulled an all-nighter... for Mardi Gras day
-You know how freshly showered someone is by how faded the X on their hand is on a Friday or Sunday morning
-Your weekend starts Tuesday night
-You've walked out of Snake and Jakes to see the sunrise...
-You know what a parish is
-you know better than to pronouce new orleans with an emphasis on the EA and shun those who do
-You know how to pronounce Tchoupitoulas
-You're pretty sure the UC will never be finished now.
-You are interconnected to everyone in your school through hooking up...
-You tailgate for the football games... but may never make it to the actual game.
-You have learned to love crawfish (or at least attending crawfish boils)
-You have learned that it is perfectly acceptable to spend a Sunday killing a keg at the levee
-Some students drive nicer cars than any of the faculty
-You dont understand why its a green wave...and a pelican.
-You've experienced the JL expereince
-You hit your heads on the bookshelves over the beds in Sharp
-You've hit the booty call button when checking someone in
-Your professor has held class at the bar
-You've brought beer to class - and offered one to the professor
-You dont remember last night but know it was amazing
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